Soccer moms may have lost the political clout they would need to overthrow the next election. Dads are diluting their numbers. Moms are not the only ones on the sidelines at their kid’s soccer games anymore. Dads are finally taking a masculine stand and appeasing their wives wishes.
Dads may be throwing the national electoral out-of-whack because in their manly assertiveness they are actually attending their kids soccer games! Sure, moms still rule the bandage aisle, the school bake sales, and even the world of baby birthing, but not the soccer games.
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Basketball Moms May Throw The Next Election
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10. If a Cat comes home at 4am, it slinks in, quietly, and lies down. When your Child comes home, there is a loud crash in the hallway followed by laughing, singing and belching. Afterwards, when it finally gets quiet, the home becomes awash with loud snoring accompanied by the Flapper Butt Band playing “Smell Me Honey All Night Long” and occasionally mixing in with the White Porcelain Buddy Band playing the hit tune “Barf Until You Feel It Down Below.”
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The Top Ten Reasons Why A Cat Is Better Than A Returning Adult Child
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June 26th!
How inspired is to wake up with the sound of my husband’s snoring in my ears. He has amazing lungs! Even with that auspicious beginning, today is going to be one of the most remarkable days in my life. Today, at the local high school I am going to receive an award, something like a “Nobel Prize” from the city of Needmore. By the way, I am a motivational speaker who has been working with very unenthusiastic groups of professionals. It’s so hard to show them the positive side of life. What a bunch of complainers! I must say that the prize I am going to receive today is not about my professional work. I have been volunteering in the community for many years, by helping youth groups to engage in more constructive activities. My philosophy is based on the belief that positive thoughts attract the best to your life. Actually, this is going to be the theme of my speech today.
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June 26th!
How inspired is to wake up with the sound of my husband’s snoring in my ears. He has amazing lungs! Even with that auspicious beginning, today is going to be one of the most remarkable days in my life. Today, at the local high school I am going to receive an award, something like a “Nobel Prize” from the city of Needmore. By the way, I am a motivational speaker who has been working with very unenthusiastic groups of professionals. It’s so hard to show them the positive side of life. What a bunch of complainers! I must say that the prize I am going to receive today is not about my professional work. I have been volunteering in the community for many years, by helping youth groups to engage in more constructive activities. My philosophy is based on the belief that positive thoughts attract the best to your life. Actually, this is going to be the theme of my speech today.
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June 26th!
How inspired is to wake up with the sound of my husband’s snoring in my ears. He has amazing lungs! Even with that auspicious beginning, today is going to be one of the most remarkable days in my life. Today, at the local high school I am going to receive an award, something like a “Nobel Prize” from the city of Needmore. By the way, I am a motivational speaker who has been working with very unenthusiastic groups of professionals. It’s so hard to show them the positive side of life. What a bunch of complainers! I must say that the prize I am going to receive today is not about my professional work. I have been volunteering in the community for many years, by helping youth groups to engage in more constructive activities. My philosophy is based on the belief that positive thoughts attract the best to your life. Actually, this is going to be the theme of my speech today.
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When people ask me about my “Zen Of Niche” articles, they often ask me what I am trying to accomplish. After all, I am human, not a saint, and I do have an agenda. I think the difference between the so-called “Internet Gurus” and me, is that I reveal my agenda. I’m not the only one. I have seen many excellent writers here at Ezinearticles.com who understand the spirit behind the Internet.
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Al Gore Invented The Internet, There Are No Gurus, And Have I Got A Deal For You
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I have a deep seated secret.
Wait, let’s start a bit earlier than that. This is the time of the year when little Catholic children of 7-8 years of age receive their First Holy Communion. Yep, it’s when they receive Jesus for the fist time ever, in the form of a thin wafer dipped in wine.
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Okay Me…today is Monday and I am definitely going to lose this last 15 pounds! This weight has been driving me nuts for years. I know I start a diet every Monday, but this Monday is different. This is the one that I am really going to stick to because, frankly, I am sick of seeing my fat self in the mirror.
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Jason found himself quite annoyed at the two tractor-trailers that had boxed him in on the 205. Here he was in his little old white punch bug of a car sandwiched between the two monster rigs. He cringed every time he wondered whether they had been drinking or not or had a good nights sleep. One mistake and he would be road kill. He laughed out loud thinking it would be nice right now if this little bug really was Herbie.
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Jason And The Seven - A Story Of Odd Sorts
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June 26th!
How inspired is to wake up with the sound of my husband’s snoring in my ears. He has amazing lungs! Even with that auspicious beginning, today is going to be one of the most remarkable days in my life. Today, at the local high school I am going to receive an award, something like a “Nobel Prize” from the city of Needmore. By the way, I am a motivational speaker who has been working with very unenthusiastic groups of professionals. It’s so hard to show them the positive side of life. What a bunch of complainers! I must say that the prize I am going to receive today is not about my professional work. I have been volunteering in the community for many years, by helping youth groups to engage in more constructive activities. My philosophy is based on the belief that positive thoughts attract the best to your life. Actually, this is going to be the theme of my speech today.
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